WARNING: This story is kinda NSFW.
Alright, I'm on Twitter, and there's this pedophile guy I've been arguing with, right? And they're all like "Lolis (3 heart eyes emojis)" And since I'm not fucking sick in the head, I go "women who aren't prepubescent children (3 heart eyes emojis)". And you wanna know what they said? They said, I shit you not, they said, and I quote, "bet you're a freak with a MILF fetish.". Now, that's fucking crazy, because I never mentioned that anywhere, and I was 13 at the time. So, I said, "hey at least I don't wanna fuck kids", but I should've said something about their mom, I should've said "just cuz I did your mom doesn't mean I'm into MILFs". That's what I should've said.