"I'll quit my job the day I die." - Neil Cicierega

"OhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhH~" - John Mulaney

"I'M sOrRy~!" - John Mulaney

"Everybody dies frustrated and sad, and that is beautiful." - John Linnell

"Two trucks having sex, two trucks having sex, my muscles, my muscles, involunarily flex." - Neil Cicierega

"Chupapi munyanyo" - Some random TikToker

"I have nothing against telling the truth, it's just been a stranger for so long." - John Flansburgh

"I respect God, but I don't believe in him." - John Linnell

"Fuck you, who the fuck needs a punk-ass choo-choo crew anyhoo?!" - Neil Cicierega

"Daddy, chill." - Jesse Ridgway

"Now tell me, what the hell have we become?! Some dirty little bastards, what the hell is going on?!" - David Byrne

"So think about this little scene; apply it to your life. If your work isn't what you love, then something isn't right." - David Byrne

"Evil triumphs when good men do nothing." - Near

"Illumination was completely capable of following the "villains always get the best songs" rule. They just decided not to." - A YouTube comment about the song "Biggering"

"Nothing hits as hard as just some guy in the early 2000s making music with a computer." - Sophie "Aimkid"

"...Be you, be what you're like, be like yourself." - John Linnell

"Okay, bitch, it's Weezer and it's Weezy" - Lil Wayne

" Y O U ' R E N O T P E R F E C T . . . " - That weird CGI alien-fetus-thingy from Courage the Cowardly Dog

"Megaman's looking at porn!" - The Angry Video Game Nerd

"If TERF is a slur, how come I never hear it on XBOX Live?" - Unknown

"This beat hits harder than my alcoholic stepdad" - Mikey P

"CRY LIKE A BABY WITH AUTISM STRAPPED TO A CEILING FAN!!!!!" - Willard J. Woodson

"It's time to kick gum, and chew ass. And I'm all out of ass." - Richard H. Kickem